Friday, May 13, 2011

Future Undercover Agents Apply Here

So I spent about 5 minutes punching out a post about my lost post (A Watched Pot Never Boils . . . ). Then when I published it, there was my lost post (w/o the comments) . . . suddenly found. I deleted the post that I had given 5 of the most valuable minutes of my life to. I can never get that 5 minutes back. I should've spent it eating Oreos. Blogger was down for most of Thursday afternoon and a good portion of the day on Friday. Drove. Me. Crazy. Any kind of technological problems irritate me. Even though I don't have the foggiest how to fix them. I could type a whole post about how technological inept I am, but really how exciting is that?

I did talk to our caseworker yesterday, and for now not much has changed. Our homestudy is complete pending the results from the FBI. Oh yeah, I have a confession to make. But first you have to promise not to tell my husband. Remember how he told me not to call the FBI again? Well, I called the FBI again. I listen well. They said my fingerprint results are in process. Uh, could someone tell me if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or doesn't mean a darn thing? Nope, no one could tell me what that means. They are just in process. So I guess we will know soon enough. I'm praying that everything is clear and legible. I know for a fact I have no criminal record. I solemnly swear.

Which brings me to my next question. Am I the only person who has heard the incredibly strange  recruiting commercial for the CIA on the radio? It starts out with this guy talking about how his work hours are constantly changing and no one knows what his real job is, but he basically works undercover for the government. Then it goes on to say that you too could work for the CIA. You could become a National Clandestine Service Officer (yes I had to look that up). Now maybe it's just me, but is the CIA that hard up for undcover agents? I'm a little concerned for our national security if they have to advertise on the radio. I mean if you're listen to Kickin Kountry (just made that up) and in between "Any Man of Mine" and "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" you hear an ad and decide to become an undcover agent for the CIA. . . well I'm just sayin . . . (and I have nothing against country just making a point). And the fact that I even mentioned the CIA, much less the CIA and the FBI in a single post, will cause my husband to have a complete and total nervous breakdown.

Now the FBI, the CIA, and my husband are all highly annoyed with me. What can I say? I have a gift. Have a great Saturday everyone!

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